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♥ Wednesday, August 01, 2007
6:19 AM

Dear Sycophant,

School has been rather serene and much enjoyable without your presence here. We don't have to avoid walking different paths abruptly when you finally appear infront of us. The point is, we can't even see you from far. Neither do we have to give ourselves scares when we see your loathsome face appearing from someone who was initially towering over you.

Well, thats not the whole point i'm penning this 'delighting' letter to you. Hows the weather over there now? And oh, the routines. Hope it doesn't tire the hell out of you eh. And the hotel room? Have you checked its history? We wouldent want you waking up in the middle of the night, while taking a piss, see a grotesque face staring back at you in the mirror. While screaming your lungs out, you realised that was only your reflection in there. How stupid of you to actually think that it was a spirit out there to spook you. They do not have that much time as a matter of fact.

Anyway, i hope your performances are going well too. It would be really awful if the press takes a photo, revealing that massive black forest down there while you were attempting a split, turns out that someone forgot to get a bikini wax huh. How embaressing.

Lastly, while you're there, try not to wonder around the red-light districts at night. People there are rather shallow, they might mistake you for one of those that provides those sleazy services. You woulden't want your boyfriend back here, wasting money to catch a flight all the way there to kick that guy's nuts but ended getting slapped, don't you? Oh wait, that sounds really familiar right? Must have happened before.

Thats all for now i guess. Take care of yourself. We really woulden't want to see you in a wheelchair with a broken ankle,while doing those pirouettes and all, when you're back yea?
With Love,
Cheryl.